The Price of Milk

'Once upon a time, on a dairy farm in a faraway
land of fertile green valleys, there lived two
lovers - Lucinda and Rob, and their one hundred
and seventeen cows. After Rob proposes, however
Lucinda starts to worry that the sparkle may be
fading from their love. When she confides in her
best friend Drosophilia, she suggestes Lucinda put
Rob's love through a series of tests. Convincted
this is the only way to tell if their love is
forever, Luncinda returns home and the games
begin. When Lucinda discovers a mystical old Maori
woman, and trades Rob's precious cows for a quilt,
their fairytale romance spins out of control.
After he fails to recover his livestock and his
livelihood, he moves into his friend Bernie's cold
garage. At the same time, Lucinda realizes that,
silly games aside, she must get Rod's cows back
before she loses her one true love. Ultimately,
she must learn the price of milk before it's too
late.'